I can't believe she's lived this long. God must be avoiding her.

Brian Francis
I can't believe she's lived this long. God must be...
I can't believe she's lived this long. God must be...
I can't believe she's lived this long. God must be...
I can't believe she's lived this long. God must be...
About This Quote

This quote is funny because it implies that God does not have to worry about her. If he is so close, why isn’t she dead yet? The truth is that God has other plans for her. He wants her to live a long, healthy life. You should never take anything at face value or assume that what someone says is true.

God does not have to avoid the old woman at all. He wants her to live a long, healthy life.

Source: Natural Order

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